Buying new cell phone

I got a new cell phone today. While at the mall, I checked out Verizon, Sprint and Cingular. I was amazed by the similarity of all the places in one respect. All of them had 4-5 people working there, usually 3-4 guys and 1 girl. All of the guys were Dungeons and Dragons types who had graduated high school and the girls were unfailingly smokin' hot. Kinda a strange combo